OhMyGawd, as if it isn't bad enough that I will be 36 in 3 days, I suddenly notice pimples on my face! What the hell?! This can't be!

Isn't this supposed to stop? Why do I suddenly feel like a teenager scrambling to find an acne treatment that works? Man, I thought by this age I'd have to start looking for wrinkle creams and stuff, not pimple cream!