I jammed my toe on the hutch we have in our dining room. I saw stars...no wait, more than stars, I saw the whole fucking Universe. I said every curse word I knew, even made some up. What? That makes me feel better, I don't know why but screaming, "FUCKINGDAMNITSONOFAFUCKINGBITCHSHIT!" made the pain go away, for a moment.
So, here is my beeeeutifuuulll toe:
Actually, not too bad, eh? Nice shade of green going on there. I did call my family doctor and I made an appointment for Monday at 2pm. I figure by then the swelling and bruising should be more on the 'normal' side for this type of injury. I am sure I will have xrays done. I am betting it isn't broken, just badly bruised, but what do I know...
On the upside, I planned on wearing sandals and flip flops on my trip anyway and it doesn't hurt when I wear those - AND - I just may get some prescription pain meds out of this...that will take care of my toe and my tooth! Ha!
Always look on the bright side...everthing happens for a reason...
Actually, not too bad, eh? Nice shade of green going on there. I did call my family doctor and I made an appointment for Monday at 2pm. I figure by then the swelling and bruising should be more on the 'normal' side for this type of injury. I am sure I will have xrays done. I am betting it isn't broken, just badly bruised, but what do I know...
On the upside, I planned on wearing sandals and flip flops on my trip anyway and it doesn't hurt when I wear those - AND - I just may get some prescription pain meds out of this...that will take care of my toe and my tooth! Ha!
Always look on the bright side...everthing happens for a reason...
3 comments:
Maybe it's Karma since you delayed getting your tooth fixed. Craig stepped on my pinkie toe a few years ago & broke it. All the did was buddy tape it and send me on my way.
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Oh Monica, he stepped on it?!! He must've stepped on it HARD!! =-O
I totally missed this comment. Craig is 6 ft and I'm barely 4'7. He caught my pinky toe just right & you actually heard it pop. Bless his heart, he was like, "Do we need to go to the ER?" and I'm like "what for, all they are going to do is tape it to the next one."
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