Have you gotten a chance to see this gem of a toy? Playmobil Security Check Point



I am freaking speechless....seriously. Yes, our children need to be aware of the world around them BUT this, in my opinion, is going much too far. I know when I was a kid, there was bad shit going down all over the world, hell The Cold War was looming over our heads and 1983 - 1985 was pretty sticky and while I knew some of what was going on (I was 10 around that time) and I didn't have Berlin Wall or Fallout Shelter playsets! DAMN!

Here are some reviews, I see I am not the only one who feels this way!

"I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.
The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush)."

Oh, there are more, click the link below to read more fun reviews!

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"Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like. Sometimes it's a hard lesson for kids to learn because not all pigs carry billy clubs and wear body armor. I applaud the people who created this toy for finally being hip to our changing times. Little children need to be aware that not all smiling faces and uniforms are friendly. I noticed that my child is now more interested in current events. Just the other day he asked me why we had to forfeit so much of our liberties and personal freedoms and I had to answer "well, it's because the terrorists have already won". Yes, they have won.

I also highly recommend the Playmobil "farm fencing" so you can take your escorted airline passenger away and fence him behind bars as if he were in Guantanamo Bay."

LINK to more reviews! Get a cup of coffee and read a while!



Wow, lemme just say, 'unfuckingbelieveable!'